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beersmoker:

meanwhile in america

beersmoker:

meanwhile in america

clicksworth:

I wanna watch this now!

I think it’s odd that you can’t joke about rape, when people joke about murder all the time. A lot more people are dying than getting raped. I think it’s a comedian’s job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

Donald Glover (via witch-or-not)

All right, I’m returning to this (with statistics!) because I’m so fucking pissed.

Donald Glover,

One in six American women will experience attempted rape or rape in their lifetime. One in thirty-three American men will. Recently, you did a sold-out show on my campus, in an auditorium that holds about 750 students. I’m not going to do the numbers for you, but you can bet your ass that there was at least one survivor in that venue. Actually, there was definitely more than one. Guess what? You just made a joke out of one of the most terrifying, violating, and heinous experiences of his or her life. Feel like a comedian now?

Did you know that 60% of sexual assaults go unreported, and that only one in sixteen rapists will ever face jail time?

Every time you make a joke about rape, you make a joke of the people who have experienced it. You give them reason not to report their assault, because it’s a fucking joke to you, so it probably is to everyone else too, right? The fact that it’s acceptable to joke about rape is the reason why so many rapists walk free. Because low-lifes like you think it’s okay to trivialize it - oh, hey, it’s no big deal, we can all laugh about it. Even worse, by joking about rape, you make any rapist sitting in the audience think that his actions are okay. That they’re not such a big deal. Most rapists don’t attack strangers. So there could be a guy sitting in your audience who hears your joke and thinks hey, when I gave that girl a few too many drinks last weekend and then had sex with her while she was drunk out of her mind, that was no big deal. Maybe I’ll do it again next weekend. No big! It’s funny! Comedians think it’s funny!

You, Donald Glover, when you make light of rape, both trigger survivors in the audience and legitimize perpetrators who hear your jokes. You also act like a complete fucking douchebag. Be a responsible adult and think before you joke next time, okay? Some things are off-limits. (via yellowcars)

THE TRUTH

But only as its convenient :)

What makes a baby a baby?

Does it have to look like one? Does it have to be born yet?

This is an fetus. Well it was, now its a dead fetus. Dont lets its stark resemblance to a dead BABY fool you. Its just a fetus,(was) so dont bother feeling bad for it. Because as we know, Dead babies are only tragic if they were wanted in the first place. Dead babies are only sad unless they were killed while still in the stomach (i mean aborted) Well dont worry folks, this baby (i mean fetus) was killed while still inside the uterus, so its not really murder. its choice.

PRO CHOICE

Nations in Southern India are so tolerant and enlightened  they are cooking their Babies, newborn infants are being sacrificed and burnt alive to the goddess Kali. some are as old as 3 years old tied down and burnt alive. But I mean, its their choice right! WHo are we to tell them thats wrong, or does choice only end once its out of the uterus? is it suddenly horrible to kill a child just because its not in the female reproductive organ anymore? Naw, what we do is different. Abortion isnt murder. Its the womens choice what to do with her own body. Its not like she chose to put that baby there. its not like she chose to have sex in the first place. but it is her choice to murder it. oh i mean abort. and only as long as its still in the uterus, because if at any time the baby is outside the uterus, its murder? yeah thats what i meant. Pro-choice=Pro-muder(but only if its convenient)

So go ahead and kill all the babies you want. I mean fetus (but make sure their all still in uteruses) and dont let any of those intolerant ignorant people tell you its wrong. they just trying to ruin the fun.

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(pay no attention to that picture of a 2 month old baby. Its really just a fetus and we all know it doesnt mean anything until its out of a uterus anyway.)

I HATE

that this generation is inheriting the Earth with me. You people are who have been entrusted with the future and for all your righteous ass talk about what good you beleive in and equality and animal rights, women rights, impoverished people, acceptance , your asses spend 24/7 on tumblr. Lets get something straight, you are all selfish ass children that think no’one can tell you fuck about anthing. If someone tells you what may or may not be good for you, theyre intolerant, if someone isnt a snarky self embittered teenager theyre ignorant. I used to spend so much time on this site thinking you people knew something, that you were enlightened or something. Well ive spent the last year at boot camp and different missions ogonizations, ive seen a very small portion of the world and its evil. Ive seen monsters on this earth, theyre very real, ive talked to an impoverished people ive seen real demons.  So sit there on your ass eating your hot pocket and laugh at what snarky comment you can make in reply to this ((oooh i need to learn how to spell or whatever the fuck you can come up with)) but my message goes beyond grammar because guess what, some things out there are wrong. some things do need to change and I dont give a fuck if you say people need to be tolerant. Some things are evil. Some things cant be tolerated. and your 5 bucks you give every other month isnt doing shit. wearing a supportment bracelet isnt doing shit. If you spent half the time you spend in front of our fucking computer screen living off your parents money, sucking up theyre retirement because you think you have a right, because you think youre so entitled, if you spent half that time actually doing something, careing about something other than yourself and how many boys/girls you fuck how pretty you are the drugs you do/sell what party is tonight (( oooh kitties, eyeliner, love and blowjobs i just love glitter and raves, pack it blaze it fade it DGAF for life!) the world would be a much better place. America is one of the biggest promoters of straight evil because every ignorant fuck in this nation thinks that what they want is what they want and anyone who tries to tell them to think is intolerant. Evil isnt relative. Get up off your ass and do some shit about it.